me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush



You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

(Source: kristianbell)

I just learned that they are married, and were married before he got buff………..excuse me while I dig my own grave while I have a heart attack and aneurism at the same time.

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